Elf Date: A Spicy Elf Dating Fantasy by Warden Locke

Author:Warden Locke [Locke, Warden]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2024-05-23T00:00:00+00:00

12

“So, can I ask some questions?” he mentioned when the silent walk grew too awkward for his taste.

“Of course,” Mary laughed and slowed down so she could walk beside him. “I’m mad at her, not you.”

Sheri looked back over her shoulder, but said nothing before picking up the pace. Rhett wanted to mention that he was to blame as well, but now didn’t seem like a good time.

“It looks like you two are archers. Is that right, or…?”

“We’re rangers, actually. Equally skilled in ranged and melee fighting.”

“Did you get the class from Elf Date, or what?”

“Oh, no, I’m not on there enough to earn a class card,” she chuckled and patted his arm as though he’d just told a gut-busting joke. He knew he wasn’t that funny. It was just Mary’s way of reminding her sister that she was the one who brought him to their farm. “We have loads of practice. The war has been going on our entire lives.”

“War?”

“It’s a silly title we like to apply. There are two types of pests plaguing our farm. The first are the rabbits, like the one you saw earlier. They get into our crops and ruin our harvest.”

“What’s the other side, groundhogs?”

“Serpents, actually.”

“As in snakes?”

“Almost. Their bodies are like snakes, sure, but they also have arms and legs. Nasty things, really. They like to steal our eggs. Sometimes they’ll grow a pair and take one of our chickens, and newly hatched chicks are always at risk.”

“So which are we dealing with today?” he asked, uncertain if he would rather kill cute little rabbit people, or endure the serpent nightmare she described.

“If there’s time, both.”

“Both?”

“They’ve been fighting each other pretty heavily lately,” Sheri called back without bothering to turn around. “Now is our best chance to be rid of both sides. You know, while their numbers are down.”

“Oh, I’m surprised you can talk to him without his dick in your hand,” Mary replied with more than a hint of resentment in her voice. “Should he lose the pants so you can explain our plan?”

Sheri didn’t reply, but Rhett could hear her muttering something. Now he felt like a complete ass. Soon enough, he’d return to Earth and his apartment, but the sisters would have to make amends with one another eventually. As amazing as the blowjob was, he didn’t feel it was worth the tension his presence created.

“Look, about that…”

“I don’t want to talk about it,” Mary sang and patted his arm. “So, what was your next question?”

“Well, I was curious about how you were able to make a date on your farm. What does that entail?”

“First, you have to be at tier three, which we achieved by…well, I’d rather not say. Then, you have to cough up forty date coins.”

Rhett tried to do the math, but his lack of knowledge made it impossible to figure out. Besides, it wasn’t his business to ask about her dating history, at least not when he knew that there wouldn’t be a second date between them after today.

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